Yes, another fantasy football draft report. I am in a total of five leagues but the two I will write reports on are the ones that I am in with my lovely co-writer Michael Stanton. This particular league is one that started last year with nine senior guys and Dathan Wong. I happened to win this league for reasons that relate to me being a god. My team name last year was the Diamond Dawgs and therefore I have christened the league, The Diamond Dozen. This season we lost two members from the previous season but gained four more bringing us up to a 12 team league, hence “Dozen”. The cast of clowns that are in the league are as follows.
Dickson Slayers-Jeff Helling
Team Takeoff-Jordan Coutts
Team Hatcher*-Michael Hatcher
Straight Cash Homie-Myself
Shoe In-Famous Skyline Baseball Player, Nate Litka
Bush’s Other Son-Caleb Clearman
The Wrong Dynasty-Dathan Wong
Lew Crew-Famous Skyline Basketball Player, JT Lew
He Hate Me- Michael Stanton
Akshaya-Dixon Liang
Casino Squad-Will Han
Yellow Fever-Andrew Yoon
* Indicates Best Team Name
I’ll give you a little history lesson on each of the members’ time in The Skyline League last season. I won the league riding Jamaal Charles, Ray Rice, Roddy White, and whichever QB was starting that week for the Detroit Lions. Truly a magical display of fantasy football ability and I have sold the rights of the story to Disney. Orlando Bloom is playing me in the movie. Continue reading
